this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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