White coat. Heels.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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