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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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