so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
