you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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