windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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