If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
