how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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