So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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