U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
A+ Viking dick
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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