saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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