I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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