Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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