What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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