Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Shame is for Republicans.
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