Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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