I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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