I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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