I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
