My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Randomize
