Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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