Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
