you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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