i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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