the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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