Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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