Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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