the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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