So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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