Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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