This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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