I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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