It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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