btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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