planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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