school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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