its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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