I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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