Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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