we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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