I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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