just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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