i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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