Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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