it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My pussy is not your playground.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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