Do vagina's smell?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
