is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.