Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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