I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
last night I used snow as a chaser
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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