just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Please don't give away my fajitas
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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