these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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