I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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