just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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