totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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