ugly people sure do ruin things
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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